Absolutli Goosed

(314) 772-0400

3196 S Grand Blvd
Saint Louis, MO 63118 38.5994 -90.2424

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Neighborhoods: Tower Grove East, Saint Louis

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Hours:

W-Th 4p-12a

F 4p-1:30a

Sa 5p-1:30a

Su 4p-12a

Parking:

Street

Absolutli Goosed

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What People Are Saying About Absolutli Goosed

The Editor

Contributor

Citysearch

The Scene – This petite South Grand haunt draws consistent crowds with its come-as-you-are vibe and ab-fab drinks. Crimson walls and matching sconces provide a spicy setting for hush-hush trysts or rowdy get-togethers, and jovial waitstaff keeps you on your toes with a tad of attitude mixed into every drink. Regulars are as varied as the 120-drink menu, from Wash U. profs to cross-dressers to downtown developers and West county socialites. – – The Draw – In addition to the old standards that inspired the bar's name, you'll find an exhaustive list of vodka and gin…

5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended

02/19/09

Best Martinis in St. Louis

by kat807 at Citysearch

This place is great. It just got a new owner, so please disregard all previous bad reviews, they've really improved it. The drinks were always good but now the place looks better and the service is AWESOME!! They have so many martinis, I reccommend going with some friends, ordering several drinks and just splitting them all that way you can try more than one. My fave is the Almond Joy, its like the candy bar only so much better!!

  • Pros: HUGE SELECTION OF FANTASTIC MARTINIS
  • Cons: ?
5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended

12/05/08

Under New Management! Re-Opening in January 2009

by GraphicGirl72 at Citysearch

I've talked to the new owners. They are bringing the place back to its original format. Over 125 different signature drinks! Robin the bartender that had been there for years, making the best drinks in St. Louis is coming back too! I cannot wait for the door to re-open. I missed being Goosed!

  • Pros: Best Damn MArtini Menu in Town.
1 Star Rating: Poor

06/09/08

Avoid this place at all cost!

by like2drink at Citysearch

So, I finally went to this place after a friends reccomendation about a year ago. I am not sure what she was raving about. The service was slow, the drink was bad and the staff was rude and seemed drugged out. I am also assuming they let the local homeless hang out at this place as well since there was a guy sleeping at the end of the bar. We left after complaining to our server, who seemed to care less. Hence the no tip! I left my friend a message asking her what the heck she was thinking about this place. She has yet to call back. I figure she is embarrased! I will not be going here again!

  • Pros: Got in quickly, but there was no one in the place
  • Cons: Pretty much everything. Bad service, homeless people hanging out

The Details on Absolutli Goosed

Save Money:

Happy hour goes until 8pm on weekdays and all day Sunday, which means half-priced appetizers and martini specials, including the infamous "fourth martini's free."

Save Time:

Beware the occasional wait on busy nights. For groups of more than 10, call in advance to make sure you can be accommodated.

Happy Hour:

Happy hour is everyday until 8pm. Specials vary by day.

Category:

Restaurants, Gay & Lesbian Bars, Bars & Pubs, Singles Bars, Liquor Stores

Payment Methods:

American Express, Visa, MasterCard

Bar & Pub Special Features:

Happy Hour

Bar & Club Special Features:

Specialty Cocktails, After Work, Smoking Permitted, 21 & Over

Smoking Permitted:

Yes

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